Funnies.must.thrive.

In case you’re jobless. Lets if you have the will to complete it like i did

So i’m into a long list of web-comics in case you didnt know. They’re fun and non-repetitive, and at the same time, they’re free! As free as braveheart! (after he was tortured, mutilated, decapitated and his four limbs amputated).

But i just love that movie. So touching and loving. But anyway, moving onto webcomics, I thought i’d post a few strips from a few of my favourite ones, just in case any of you might like any one of them. Each of them have their own unique style of drawing and humor, so you just have to find what tickles your humor buds… :S

That’ll complete my mission. ya.ha.hah.

XKCD :

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GIRLS WITH SLINGSHOTS :

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QUESTIONABLE CONTENT :

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WHITE NINJA : (Personal Favourite!)

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SKULL PANDA :

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SAM AND FUZZY :

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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE :

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If you like any of them, do comment away for the links. (You can just google the name and get it, but hey, I’d like the comments )

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Moving onto other things,

There is a girl whos somewhere feeling left out, Her name is megha, and i wonder why she feels left out of THIS blog. hahah..shes in singapore now, studying and chilling. Hows the weather rey? It was nice and blazing hot when i came there…hmm, i dont have any pics to show..just one actually.

But yes, she was the first subscriber to me blog. And faithfully reading ever since..i mean, even you guys are..but she was the firs- shatap you know what i mean. All of you are good boys and girls, dont worry.

I remember the kinds of problems she’d get into just for being so nice and helpful. Nishu and abhi’d back me up on that thought. We’d say ‘Megha! stop trying to help so much!’ and she’d be confused and sad for not helping that kid or friend.

We wouldnt mind someone helping someone. Thats normal and well appreciated. But megha would go overboard, as in, helping when not needed. lolz. Crazy megha.

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GOA PICS

Nishu’s sent the link for the pictures taken in the Goa trip that we had..Its was ay crazy trip ya.

http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/sredir?uname=nishantbandaru&target=ALBUM&id=5429802258454792593&locked=true&authkey=Gv1sRgCL3e8s6Q0KSHaw&feat=email

Sechay many funny pics were taken, drinks enjoyed and dhruv molested while he was laughing; Or as i’d like to say, Lolested

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Closer than ever, you now appear to have gotten meaner

occupying the long desired sunshine in my mind;

cooking up fantasies, and choking on Deelishus Weenies

killing, to being unfulfilling and no longer kind.

speaking of which, the frolick was fine,

unclean and dirty though it was,

crudely pulsating through the wordmaker of mine

kneeling recklessly, i realised the act had no guaranteed clause.

ever wonder what i now think of your innocent little self?

read the first letters of each sentence and find out what it spells.

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Until Later people lol.

A good pun is its own reword

Is this a sign from above? There i was, just randomly walking on the road with my buddy arfan, when he noticed the glove in such a controversial gesture. We were awestruckly impressed! The road gives us a piece of its fucking mind.

REPAIR OUR FUCKING ROADS!

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After a long time the bandarus met up with the raos, and i’m not talking about joydeep rao, he’s already family yaar. But the vydika rao. We used to be childhood buddies, parents being family friends. Me, nishu and ral still reminisce those days when we’d watch Laurel and Hardy in her house while the parents would chit-chot and they would be bored. Because of the number of times they’d already watched it.

Veda in somewhere foreign i think. London was it, ah?

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And her ammazingly amazing bart simpson slippers/floaters/soft feeters…? (I’m not posh, i dont know re)

More later!

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Shruti on acid man! (i think during halloween)

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A useless conversation which i had, and it was with none other than shru

psychremlin: hi.

me: hello

me: hallo?

psychremlin: hey.

psychremlin: what’s up?

me: .

– and that was the full conversation.

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notty notty.

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Okay so i was wondering about the feminine ladies arguing for their feminine rights. I had to wait for 2 hours 14 minutes with about 24 people in line when applying for my international license. So we’re just waiting and sweating in the queue when a girl comes and walks along the entire line and presents herself to the counter and says ‘ladies line’ and gets her shit done and leaves while we’re all waiting. Why such difference? Why dont they have to stand in line? It was painful to watch

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Effect :

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Anyway, lets have some RBCs and WBCs!

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Like ouch! hahaha

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OKAY no more (for now)

Some “oh, so sweet!” pics of jango and zaira, Secunderabad’s cute couple heheh

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And a not so cute photo. Not a couple photo, just a photo. NOT a “not so cute couple photo”. Just a “not so cute photo”. Plez bear in mind this.

BAH

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Cheers! The day after is a holidayyy! Cant wait. And maybe hopefully we can have football then.

just a quicky

Hello readers, i’m obliged to post a post quicker than i normally would because of such a long gap taken before posting, so i feel guilty. So hence now thereforth, i give you,

YAHOO ANSWERS!

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It would probably look like this :

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The last answer in the above replies just killed it!

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.VICTORY! BAHAHAHA

The next post is somewhat dedicated to Dhruv, because hes been so incessantly asking me to PLEASE put him in my blog hah. So i sez okay fine bah..attention whore . So here’s some updates he’s been sending me.

This is a very Bizzare football match that happened.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/74831-barbados-vs-grenada-in-94-the-most-bizarre-match-ever

. Their purposeful goal scoring capabilities were as good as our non-purposeful scoring abilities heehaha

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This is Dhruvie’s version of how Twilight would conclude in his words, and i agree! But why’s he so anti-twilight? Thats so hypocritical!

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Conversation between Me and Viggy (Vignesh macha)

Me: You musta got some russian chicks

vignesh: Bulla.All I got is Hash from russian chics

vignesh: Acutally dunno which country they were from

vignesh: too stoned

me: lol typical viggy

vignesh: VIshal brahmin went to Taj banjara for new year kathe?

me: No re

me: I though taj deccan?

vignesh: Dunno.My dad called to wish him and he sounded too drunk kathe

me: lool wahahah

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Viggys such a fellow re.

Here’s some hilarious comics, courtesy Rahul

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aand thats typical ral for you

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Just some thoughts about our friendly neighbourhood trouble makers. I dont want to mention the very obvious word, because then this blog will become a very scrutinized area

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hahaha

more soon!

Days go by

Hullllo all!

As the days went by and events of no importance happened, i realised that i hadnt posted in quite a while. Why? Because of events with no importance happening. So a quick recap of events and chilling stories.

GOA

Joy’s first trip to goa happened finally (after planned trips getting cancelled about 8 times), so with much ado we went and had fun and did stuff; Some of which we just cant reveal to you all, because What happens in Goa, stays in Goa. Like cmon. Hello?

So we chilled there after being joined by Dhruv and abhilasha, and chilled more with beer and lots of Blueberry Cheesecake from Brittos (near Baga beach), which i would definitely suggest to lovers of the same! T’was amazing. Vasu was tripping without the help of anything liquidy or eatable

NEW YEAR

New year was very chilled out at home. Too chilled out.

In fact, just what the heck did we do? We shoulda been out pardying or something. But no, seriously it was a relaxed ‘do’ at home. Someone puked though

hmm what else..

OH YEAH!

Ibbu sent me pics of his minor hand injury. It happened during football at his college a while ago.

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What may have caused it? “Oh, just some football injury.”

But yah, it was a pretty bad one. Ibbu fell to the ground and found his arm not moving and useless. He was wondering why, until he saw his bone sticking out of his arm. Then began the arm-rescue operations! (Literally).

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Yep thats the metal rod they pushed in there for support aaand you can see his bone too.

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LOTS more photos, but internet is a bitch. So i’ll upload them in coming up posts

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So the other day i was being complained about by a pretty girl. She was complaining that i was never punctual and that i was rude and devastatingly handsome . and also that i was acting all scared and paranoid in life. I’ll post some pics as i had promised her, and then you can see her and you can judge if i’m the one who’s always paranoid.

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So there. my job is completed.

AHAAA AHAHAHA “I’ve lost spartaaaa “

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So now Nishu, Vasu, Abhilasha and dhruv left hyderabad sometime back. Abhilasha dropped into hyderabad for a day and we met today amidst much rejoicing and loffter. But what i cant understand is how her sense of direction is so bad!

Okay for those of you who know marredpally (and my house), Imagine my house to your left..AAH let the drawing say it all.

I told her “take a right, and then a right, and come straight”. What was going through her head i couldnt fathom. How i loffed but!

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Will post again soon! Must.get.sleep.

See you all!

Of birthdays, churches, guns, and more

Hi dear friends, Let me embark upon a story.

We leave for Goa soon, soon being tomorrow morning, where we shall be joined by various friendly folks coming from other parts of the country.

End of story.

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Who all are going, you may ask. The pally gang i could say. But nay. Unfortunately, tis not the full pally gang. One is missing and enable to make it. Whoever could it be…

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But we shall memory him during the trip. Dont you worry garu, we shall do stuff, toasting all the while to you!

But seriously, study baap. Dont think of us…or viggy. aaa  ahaa ahaha hahaha…aha.

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20th December was Nandita’s birthday, and it fell on a sunday. Dont we all just hate when that happens? The next day, we gotta get up for work, or school, or internship, whatever. But if it fell on a saturday, BIG HOPES! LATE NIGHT! NO LIMITS! but oh well. So we went to Club 8 and rocked the place with 5 fruit punches. They’re still recovering! Here are a coupla pics from there.

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So yes, she claimed she had the BEST time EVER. She thanked all of us individually for coming for her birthday party and that this was better than all her older parties. She was very grateful to us and hopes this can happen again another time. Doesnt you, nandu?

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Moving onto more random things,

Do you think you’re better than rihanna?

bwahahaha

But i dont see the proof that he hit her. She looks strong enough to defend herself while he looks like a ducking. Shes faking it, i tell ya.

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All of you remember the aircraft called the A-10 Thunderbolt? It was in a really really old DOS game, and more recently, the two planes which attacked Scorponok in the beginning of Transformers? It was this plane :

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Remember now? But thats not the reason i brought this up. Whats so special about it, you may ask. And i shall reveal!

The A-10 Thunderbolt has the one of the meanest cannons onboard an airborne vehicle called the GAU-8. It’s basically a gatling gun such as the T-800’s in Terminator 2 : Judgement day. But what about the size?

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You think its that size or a little larger than that? Think again!

YEEEAHHH! Now THAT’S a gatling gun.

This weapon had so much of recoil that it would alter the A-10’s flight direction by a few degrees during firing. Then they had sensitive stabilization instrumentation put in to counter that.

This fires at the rate of 65 or 70 rounds per SECOND. And the size of the shell?

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The plane is called a tank buster, because it kills tanks. Not with missiles only, but with its cannon. Imagine ripping apart plates of metal with a gatling gun! Now thats a killing machine.

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Ever wondered about Anti-Gravity?

Here’s something to help you understand it, although its a bit crude.

loooool stupid kitty

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CHURCH FIGHT!

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’nuff said. Get stoned and rock your way into heaven.

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Heres some explicit Harry Potter stuff!

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YOU LOSE, POTTER!

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From the

Hi friends and friends from ‘out of’

It appears that many people think i’m not of a sound mind. But can an unsound mind post pics of updates of friends? No. So here, i prove my un-insanity.

But also, everyone came to the pally after a looong time. So there was much reminiscing, bitching behind backs, straight up love, insulting on faces, bestiality, crappy jokes and a lot of other various emotional sabotages. And this happened every goddamned night we hung out. I’m missing nishu (like not missing him, but missing a photo of him. Will post soon!)

Dt and Caspoop givin each other some lurve.

Anku with the routinely cutely arranged dhruv’s bed.

Bling vosu! He has such a nice smile…

Here we have the nandita with a….blue handbag!? hahaha

In memory of nandu. aand kenny boy.

Superjoy!

Vishalgaru like a little girlie with sexy legs macha.

We all remember how adnan was with this hair. So like, he got his hair cut and parted with uniqueness that instant.

So henceforth and thereforth, we must compare the visible changes.

heeheheh

Abielasha asleeping while ipoding.

Blaack voting for Telangana..chillar chindi rey rey we’ll hit.

Who would have thought…who would have ever thought.

Anku being quite provocative…in ramser nevertheless! The guy at the back is like “I’m so gonna do that chick after this smoke.”

Although its not an update, here’s shru and also madihah.

Jango and Zai..aw zo cute.

And so we conclude here boys and gurlzz. Feel free to drop a line, any line. However long or short the line is. or thick. or rude. or crude.

And also, you can subscribe in the right column. Just type your email address and you’ll get an email whenever i post something. Since i dont post much, it wont bother you much and you’ll still get to…check out my stuff regulary. bwahahah.

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FROM YOUR ALL KNOWING SAGE WITH RAGE

Breathe in

PART I – THE LULL

Forever staying in the hotel of gloom,

My chestnuts desire a shot of amusement without doubt,

comrades and benefactors being two synonymous words

my chestnuts can’t give a fuck about.

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PART II – THE AWAKENING

I breathe the smell of my chestnuts,

just ripe and not fighting the pull of gravity,

the tree holding them isn’t just a tree,

it is but a paradigm of pride, prolific presence and plans pertaining to painfully pamper paranoid pansies.

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PART III – THE SCHIZOPHRENIA DICTATES

“Lose the lethargy from the mind. Understand the plots like a rhyme. “

“Everything has a defense, but every defense has a weakness. “

“Pursue your thoughts with the will of lichen, disallowing the presence of any fission. “

“Focus your intentions to make your leaves abhor, while the roots heal. Just like Rhubarb. “

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PART IV – THE REVENGE

My world has no ends, my limits stop at my desire.

My sense of foreboding had frozen up a long ago while sadism became my guide.

His fragile fraught self will have to rid itself of the thought of freedom from pain,

because finally, his only fantasy will be freedom from within my mind.

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5 Ways to ensure the passage of boredom filled time

and since you’re reading this, i’ll throw in 5 bonus ways to pass your time

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1) Read my blog

www.rohitbandaru.wordpress.com . .

2) Take a bunch of monkeys and give them a slice of Riverdance. What do you get?

But really, its not hard to train them steps or get the coordination right. It’s only the smiles that are hard to teach. Smiling chimps. hard to teach. those chumps. Here there’re even laughing and grooving! These are professional tapdancing primates. .

3) Find a BFF like batman.

Find someone who could betray you, but will give off that air of innocence Thataway, both of you can stay friends for ever! .

4) Go to www.omegle.com

Paste this :

ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM

The following information is given in accordance

with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C.

The person you are chatting with has an IP address

of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution

when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual

and do not give out ANY personal information.

Automated message #36827.

The person you are chatting with cannot read this.

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And THEN start chatting. And post chat results here.

For example :

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM The following information is given in accordance with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C. The person you are chatting with has an IP address of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual and do not give out ANY personal information. Automated message #36827. The person you are chatting with cannot read this.

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how are you doing

Stranger: fine

You: good good

You: how old are you?

Stranger: dude ur prob a perv

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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haha

5) Get in touch with your Starsign

6) Get into the twilight craze

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What i mean is that, you can either be a “twihater” for “twibashing” this book series which has no literary value at all/movie series which is just crap, Or a “twihard” (twilight hardcore fans) who say the stupidest and do the dumbest of things to defend twilight. You know you’re a fan of twilight when :

1) You liked the books. Any of the books.

2) You liked the movies. Any of them.

3) You liked the character of Edward.

4) You frankly think that the idea of vampires who sparkle in direct sunlight is either well conceived or sweet. Okay i’ll stop here.

7) Watch Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers has a character called Salad Fingers. He likes pain and rust. It is known for its dark and strange atmosphere in post apocalyptic scenery. And his voice is creepy. People have used his voice to prank call someone and freak that person out.

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.html

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There are just 8 episodes and all of them pretty different and addictive. Check them out!

8 ) Get in touch with reality!

Life isnt always so nice and cosy. Get cracking at things that might hurt you.

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. Hence, dont play with crackers. Might get a bit dangerous ..

Find a cop whos laughing and not helping during an injur- …fatality. But seriously, stuff happens

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9) Remember the scene from The Fellowship of the Ring

Gandalf requests the Balrog to cease his travel across the narrow bridge for fear of personal injury/death.
. . “err.. erm okay. lemme try a different approach” . 10) naice!

Nostalgia lane! [Old games. Like really, old games]

This is a post for all those hardcore gamers and also GFF (Gamers For Fun) who used to play and love to play games

But this isnt about games being played now; Its about games that were played long time back before all the so called “game engines” came out. Pre-2000…heck, even pre-1995. And 1998 may sound close but its 11 YEARS back haha. We played, laughed so hard that we cried, experienced the replaying a particular level (just for ingame nudity), felt the adrenaline RUSH of finishing some highly irritating levels or killing a boss with just 20% health remaining; they’re all dear and fond memories of our control over the computer. Most of the games didnt have the save game option till much later, so when the boss prevails, nothing left but to show anger and destroy gamepad or bash the keyboard How many of you HAV’NT experienced this? Come on.

But yeeess, lets see how many of you recognise these games and….nostalgiate from whichever part nostalgiates. Some are quite old but bring back the fun times spend with cousins and friends

PRINCE OF PERSIA (1990)

level 1! thats how it began.

DANGEROUS DAVE (1988)

CONTRA (1987)

NEED FOR SPEED 2 (1997)

BIOMENACE (1993)

MONSTER TRUCK MADNESS (1996)

SHADOW WARRIOR (1997)

CURSE OF THE MONKEY ISLAND (1997)

Guybrush Threepwood

Pirate LeChuck!

POPULOUS : THE BEGINNING (1998)

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CRICKET 97 (1997)

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BLAKESTONE : ALIENS OF GOLD (1994)

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MEGARACE (1994)

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GRIM FANDANGO (1998)

EXCITEBIKE (1984)

DARK REIGN (1997)

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SONIC AND KNUCKLES (1994)

CARMAGEDDON (1997)

COMMANDOS : BEHIND ENEMY LINES (1998)

RAPTOR (1994)

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SKYROADS (1993)

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TRAFFIC DEPARTMENT 2192 (1994)

This particular game was downloaded onto nishant’s computer by mistake, after losing the racing game Test Drive (TD) in a hard disk crash. Remember how we assumed the TD was test drive and it turned out to be Traffic department. But we got strangely hooked onto it.

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And then we have the really old stuff. This makes me so happyyy.

THE ATARI 2600

I had one of this in around 1989, barely remember games when i was that old. But as we got older, all the cousins would play and crack up at some of the unbelievably funny games present on this.

BOXING

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PITFALL

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FIRE ESCAPE

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CIRCUS

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FAST EDDIE

The ATARI series is dedicated to the Bandaru brothers, without whom gaming would not have become so much fun

Anyone! comments! feelings! old memories! comment away. And do tell me if i missed any. Im expecting a lot of names from nihar

Shru’s reply to the post “Randome Poste” (which agrees with my opinion)

I have lots more to add to this and I will soon.
Watch this space.

Until then –
I saw New Moon.
Ugh.
Having said that,
Ugh.

So, Anyway. This is what I allowed myself to see and understand of the movie when I wasn’t too busy squirming or hating the world for not ending.
Nobody in that movie can -

1. Act.

2. Articulate fully formed sentences.

3. Form full facial expressions (even in a team effort) (by which I mean Kirsten Stewart AND Robert Pattinson together cannot form a substantial or accepted arrangement of their features and pass them off for any kind of emotion). He constantly looks like he has ulcers God knows where and she looks like she is turned on while having a constant urge to vomit.
I feel the pain that their families are going through.

4. I feel like a closet paedophile for undressing that poor Taylor Lautner boy with my eyes every time he appeared on the screen. I kept pacifying myself by reminding myself that it was just the funny camera tricks. Which was true. It was the same trick they used in movies like LOTR and Elf. To make people look big. In reality, Jacob has shoulders roughly the size of Bella’s. Suddenly I don’t feel all that bad.

5. Be as awesome as me.

Thank you and goodnight

This is shru combined with a side profile to enhance profound thoughts and deep thinking.