02
Aug
14

What is lev? Baby forward me

Girl 1:    “OMG He proposed to me! The way he did it was so engaging!”

Girl 2:    :|

 

No, not THAT kinda love!

Just general friendship love.

 

SO obviously, i was curious as to how people felt about this….’friendship love’. But alas, i had no way of asking until i got a forward which clearly defined what had to be done…and this was it!

 

FULL

 

That was the full forward which, according to witnesses, caused people to weep (out of happiness?) or pull their hair out while scrolling down. The exact mood of the person may or may not have necessarily been happy.

And so i decided to ask a few people. For the first time, on a holiday for a change :D

IBBU

 

JANGO :

 

DHRITI THE DITTY:

 

ABHIJEETH:

ABHIJEETH

 

SALONI :

SALONI

 

MEGHA :

MEGHA

 

NIHAR :

NIHAR

 

PAADI PONUGOTI :

PAADI

 

ADNAAN :

ADNAAN

 

Nikhil “A MAN CHILLING!!” :

YELAMANCHILI

 

MEMMY DEAR :

MOTHER

 

SPOORTHI :

SPOORTHI

 

MADIHA :

MADIHA

 

ARFAN :

ARFAN

 

DHRUV :

DTEY

 

ANCOO :

ANCOO

 

MEGHNA :

MEGHNA

 

SHRUTI :

SHRUTI

 

VISHALGARU :

VISHALGARU

 

RADHIKA (from ages back)!:

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They were all lolzy friends. Thanks for bearing with me :p

SO FINALLY, i got 6. Although one of them was spoorthi sending the same message 5 times. And i kinda nudged jango into one. So….damnit i didn’t make it.

 

Also, a while ago when i was bored :


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dhruv is

GOOGLE SUGGESTIONS! UNALTERED!

 

rohit is

shruti is

vishal is

she is

he is a

she is a

he couldn't

she couldn't

they couldn't

he's fat because

she's fat because

 

With no intention to harm or offend anyone, Thanks for reading! :D

With some of the strong hearted people i know,

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“To combat death you don’t need much of a life, just one that isn’t yet finished.” ― Herta Müller

 

 

17
Mar
14

Knock knock knockin’ on peoples doors

THE KNOCK KNOCK SCREENCAPS OF DOOM!

As expected, it was only a few friends who took it nicely lol. Most got irritated, which is also expected considering my level of humor.

And yes, i will get hit a lot when i meet these friends.

.

Example of the joke :

Me : Knock knock
Friend : Who’s there?
Me : Britney
Friend : Britney who?
Me : Knock knock
Friend : Who’s there?
Me : Britney
Friend : Britney who?
Me : Oops i did it again
Friend : HAHA OH YOU’RE SO FUNNY LOL XD OMG

That’s an unrealistic ideal situation though. And the joke isn’t mine, i just found it perfect to cause annoyance.

.

Practical example of the joke :

Paadi

Perfectly executed by Me and Aditya (Paadi). Except for his word usage.

The “who that” did crack me up though

.

Then we have friends who just don’t care.

Spoorthi

AND SO, i got more replies and i loved the endings :D

.

Jango

Jango

.

Dhruv

Dhruv.

Rohan

Rohan.

Nihar

Nina.

Vamsi

Vamsi.

Ibbu (Ibrahim)

ibbu

.

Saloni
Saloni

.

Shruti

Shruti

.

Radhika

Radhikaa

.

Mahita

Mahita

.

VarshaVarsha 

.

Manusha

Manusha

.

Viggy (Vignesh)

Viggy

.

Nandita

Nandita

And so, this concludes the research on my part! Now to irritate dhruv some more.

Disclaimer : I do not do any of the substances or liquids the above people assume i do.

“See you soon!” – Acidcat

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08
Dec
12

That’s the last game you played??

YET YAYNOTHER RANDOM POLL

  What was the last computer game you played? :D  

 

Saloni : Whaattt. i donno. Bubble safari possibly

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Ibbu : Dave or road rash

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Meghna : ‘limbo’ was the last computer game i had played

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Nishu : age of mythology

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Shelly : Huh street fighter maybe

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Paadi : counterstrike

Dtey : Cs

Naren : Counterstrike

Vishalgaru : Cs

Varsha : Counter strike

RahulB : Counterstrike

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Rithika : Solitaire

Madiha : Solitaire man…

Nandita : You alright, lad? Tis probably Solitaire. Remember to quote me in a brit accent.

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Zaira : On the computer i don’t remember, but i keep playing Pacman on my iTouch :P

Thammaa : Pac man

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Indu : Prince of persia. All time fave!

Aishu : Prince of persia!

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Akhilmama : Revolt

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Rohit rao : Call of duty

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Spoorthi : Roba? New phone boss. Got the 4S. Last game i played was minesweeper

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Abhi bandaru : Doom

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Jango : Dink smallwood!

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Sahitya : lol. Mario brothers

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Summie : Assassins creed…Playing it right now :D

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Shantan : World of warcraft? Always will be :p  .  But before, Dota 2, guild wars 2, BF3 and Skyrim

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Nihal : War craft

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ShrutiB : does FB poker count?

FB Poker

Abhijeeth : Nfs…

Aashish : NFS

NFS Underground 2 3

Shashank : Angry birds on crome

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Ram reddy : Gta 2. lol

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Omer zubairy : 6hr shagger 40 cigarette fagger :D

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Dittlestheskittles : Brick breaker

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Ancoosch : catch the sperm … Made for world aids day

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Aditya baby : agent dash

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Adnan : chess baby

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Nihar : Portal 2 only

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Veda : mystery case files. You have to find a whole bunch of objects in one picture that they give. And i

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Kenny : fuck i can’t remb

Sunny : God promise i don’t know

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Radhika : Merlin. Or some online game on fb

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Arfan : You mean pc?….Dave. Haha

Aparajita : Dave :p

DA1

Srinath : nfs most wanted

nfsms2

Vigi : GTA 4 LELC re why?

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Khush : I think jazz ball. Or aoe

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Soma : can’t recollect dude. PES 2012 on the PS is the last game i remember i played.

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Bosky : lol dunno. Fifa i guess

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That is all.

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If i remember, the picture implied exactly what a lot of you guys used to say about me :D

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“such a shortass post after so long. Doesn’t this guy have any blog material?”

Nope. As a writer, i’m useless :D

Thanks for staying and reading!

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31
Mar
12

Deep thoughts…deep deep thoughts

lol not really

 

She’s ‘bear’ly touching the floor. But an amazing picture, i say!

Speaking of BEARS,

As you know, i post the exact response i get. ‘Bear’ing that in mind :P

“Why would a guy choose a Teddybear over you?”

Zaira – He wouldn’t.   :D

Pavie – “He wouldn’t”

Shruti – He wouldn’t.

Raisa – He wouldn’t.

Nadia - He wouldn’t. Next question.

DittlesTheSkittles – Because i’m not cuddly enough :(

Spoorthi - Bcoz he prefers women who are toned and hence won’t be a good huggable option. :P

Radhika – Cause maybe the teddy bear doesn’t talk and i do! Lots of rubbish!

Nandita – What? A guy would choose a teddy bear over me?

Rithika – Because he likes bear meat?

Megha – Umm if he doesnt get any hugs from me..oh wait. also some fellas have weird way of..umm u know doin it

Veda – I don’t know why and all. But teddy bears remind me of anil kapoor! :P

Manusha – Cos hes gay!!

Poornima – Beats me

Purnima – Soft and cuddly and doesn’t talk

Deej - Coz i wld snap back each time he wanted to cuddle?!

Sahitya – NO! Get to work. NOW!

Ettihasci – Just to express how much he hates u.

Shelly - A guy would never choose a teddybear over me ;)

hmmm…
aaaanyways,

“Why would a girl choose a Teddybear over you?”

Dhruv - A teddybear lasts longer in bed

Ancoo – Cause it’s already bare…lol

Sunny - God promise i don’t know

Thamma – I know why a girl chose me!

Kenny – Cuz they can get a new one anytime?

Paadi – They would’nt, cause i have same amount of fur

Summie  - Teddybears would only listen to their problems..not tell them what to do to solve  the problem

Nihar - Who knows bey, they shave eyebrows and draw them on again. How should i know why they’d choose that over this fine, sexy thing that is me. Oh, i told you ah? One of my friends thought teddybears existed before. He said ‘Yeah, ok, i know they’re extinct now’ haha <——-wat

Jango – Hahaha. Um i guess they are more cuddly.

Viggy – Cuz they’re easier to “accessorize”

Kattamuri! – No clue!!! Why?

Joy – Cos they’re good listeners :P

Ibbu – Retard

Rohit rao – Because it hugs

Shashank – They never did, actually!

Arya – Shashank says Stfup!

Srinath – I’m not answering that. But since you’ve made me curious, i thinks its because teddy is very bearable.

Abhi – Because it’s safer to kick one in the baalz

Nishu – Aah you’ll have to ask my ex her reasons

RamReddy – She wouldn’t. haha

RalBandaru – Hmm. I was going to say the teddy bear is furry, but that would be me as well

Soma – A girl wouldn’t choose a teddy bear over me baap! But if she does, then it’ll probably be bcos she can make the teddy bear do whatever she wants it to do.

Bear with me on this :D

Not by me

Nothing else to pen. Will post more nonsense soon! lou

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24
Feb
12

Newsflash : Guilty fruit salad seller taken into custardy

Last post date : 15/7/2011

Wow, it’s been close to seven months since i last wrote irrelevant nonsense. It’s not that i didn’t have any material. Work and after-work-laziness have been very distracting, and this very laziness would compel me to do nothing about doing anything productive about extracurricular areas of personal interest (lol). Productive things may include making funny peepadeepada-poopada-music, learning a musical instrument, jogging, tap dancing, playing more games, etc

As you guys know, i take photos of / acquire things that interest me, and i write about them

I write about them because my own thoughts are / imagination is pretty mundane. They don’t always make sense, but ai don’t care!

RAMSERMANIA

 

That should get everyones attention! Famous throughout Marredpally, the combination of Irani Chai + Chicken 65 and roti + smokes (not that i smoke) (EDIT : or do i now?) at Cafe Ramser is something that is just out of this world. Or is it just me?

What i’m proud about ramser is that they are expanding Cuisine-wise. They always had just chai, osmania biscuits, lukhmi, mirchi bajji, etc. Soon, they started serving breakfast which includes just Puri and sabzi. And NOW, They have Tandooris, chinese as well. Note : they’ve been serving Chicken65, chicken fry, liver fry, fish fry, etc for about two decades now.

The Chicken65 section of Cuisine is not owned or controlled by the management of Ramser. Ramser basically gets a cut as rent and location. So they’ve been there a loooooooooong time. I still remember making the long journey with other cousins, all the way from East marredpally to Ramser (hah) to buy half a plate of chicken 65.

We would then divide it among ourselves and end up with 2-3 pieces each. Dividing done, we would then consume them slowly, each bite tasting like heaven and everyone silently lost in their own thoughts.
After eating, we would regroup from different locations in the room to discuss the impact those morsels had on us that evening.

Okay, everything was true except the last sentence :D

CARTOONS!

After the whole segment about old games, i thought of making a new segment which would talk about old cartoons.
Now, i know that there are so so many of them out there (i’m talking only about the good ol’ cartoons. Not the Ben10 shitfaced kinda shit). Here’s a very few of them i think we’ll remember :D

Cartoon network is not, and will never be the same as the Cartoon Network we loved as kids.

JONNY QUEST

Jonny Quest began in 1960s but the i’m pretty certain the Jonny Quest we all remember would be from “The real adventures of Jonny Quest” which came out in 1992.

The later Tv series involved Questworld which was the world they went into, and (i think) was one of the first times 3D animation used in cartoons.

TWO STUPID DOGS

hahahah loved this show! I think my favourite episode was the Drive in episode

WHAT A CARTOON SHOW!

 I think this pretty much sums up our childhood. These were completely forgotten until recently, where we randomly searched for one, started nostalgiating (lol). Then started watching another, and then another and then kept going and going till almost all were done. THANK YOU YOUTUBE

Such memories!

Mina and the Count

Yuckie Duck

One step beyond

The kitchen casanova

REN AND STIMPY

One of the BEST shows i’ve ever seen! Its even been nominated thrice for the Emmys (in the 90s)!

and of course, from BLAMMO!

hahaha

Lets see if you can recall these

OKay moving on to random stuffs!

I’d been standing there for a while quite impatiently, waiting for my money. That’s when i noticed the sign telling me to wait patiently. So, all in all, the waiting had impatiently been worth it!

PAADI’S SURPRISE!

We were just playing Aoe and Cs at his office and suddenly i see something out of the corner of my eye. I couldn’t make out exactly what it was…it looked like this to me :

So then i got up to take a closer look at the poor sucka :D

Apparently, his doors aren’t lizardproofed…and we saw that lizards aren’t doorproof.

But don’t worry, he now has a laser sensor installed to make sure that these wondrous creatures don’t get caught in the hinges. Don’t forget to ask him about it!

The next three pics are dedicated to nihar. His kitty has had another litter and here’s a few pics of them.

THEY’RE UP FOR ADOPTION, BTW! Their fur patterns and colours are : BLACK, TIGERish and EXACTLYLIKEMOMMAish

 

For kitty owners!

if you want to see a realistic version of that :

I don’t think there’s a pet cat which didn’t do this!

FOOD!

or maybe not food related. HA!

okay THIS is food related. One of the best reviews i’ve ever seen!

14/14 people even found the review helpful.

Dedicated to Adnan’s swaggah!

How many of you can just SEE that happening with him?! I can. Hez lyk sew kewl ya.

I’ll end this post with a new addition to collection of hookahs!

I’ll be bok.

Ciao!

15
Jul
11

A little kick here, aaaand a little blood there

Hi fellows!

I started off my week with the question/thought/statement

“Imagine placing a large rusted nail between your toe and toenail, and then kicking the wall as hard as you can! Any thoughts?”

Thaaaat was a statement i sms’d, emailed and asked people randomly! I got a smattering of replies, none too excited, though. And no, i didn’t get it from any gore movie.

I always keep whacking my toe against the leg of some table or the sharp edge of the wall. What happens is that, something hits the split between my toe and the…small toe beside it? Yep that’s the one! and then it hurts.

Okay its not as bad as this guy got it.

This is a spider bite, by the Brown Recluse spider. aaaaargh!

Hate spiders.

ANYWAY,

Remember when some of you said that you don’t want to even imagine it?

WELL, here’s a visual demonstration / Guide to displacing your Toenail!

Reactions to Guide:

  • Raisa – Fuuuuukkewwww you’re such a deviant, Rohit. Ew Ew
  • Zaira:/ Why would you do that?
  • Sahitya – Ouch *^#^**$?$%&
  • Veda – I want to go throw up. Thanks!
  • Kenny – Fuck Roba. That is disturbing on too many levels :/
  • Indu – Ouch for the poor aiyo who tried it and describes it in such detail :P
  • Nihar – Damn nice. Thats probably how Samara Morgan removes her nails when she’s not climbing up that well.
  • Aishu – Dont even want to imagine
  • Vishal reddy – Imagine a cat trying 2 comb ur hair wid a fish bone and one of its whiskers fall int2 ur eyes…Any thoughts on dat
  • Dtey - I’ll take it over this. (Poor dtey just had an operation)
  • Radhika – Hahahahaha…Such a bloody gross sight that’ll be..
  • Sumanth – Spine shivering thought
  • Nishu - I might be wrong, but I think that’s what they did to Jesus. He kicked pretty hard.
  • Varsha – Ouch :-P
  • Ettihasi – Only you have the time to invest in such thoughts!
  • Spoorthi – Ouchhhhh!!! Screammmm *dies*. Sadistic idiot u r..Ul go to hell for this. Sorry u r atheist heaven n hell dsnt exist for u. But it does for me. So u r going to hell
  • Megha – i cannot think of anything smart…first reaction *shivers* OUCH!
  • Arfandu – You
  • Manusha - Ouch. And why do you imagine such things? And now its just stuck in my head   -.-   now YOU imagine being injected with HCL! Muhahahahaahaha
  • Srinath – It reminds me of korn’s video..m sure you watched it.
  • Shruti – No.
  • Viggy -  I would never ever want to inflict pain upon myself or anyone for that matter. Jesus Christ would not approve of it! (wtf…he’s temil brahmin)
  • Isha – Ouch.
  • Nivesh - how about i just squish ur nuts instead???
  • Jango – Rohit bandaru you’re a gandu.
  • Ibbu – It will something like what adnaan did at football night in the function hall with some blood and a missing nail.
  • Joylu – Rey too much hookah you had today?
  • Naren – A lot of pain, i guess.
  • Paadi – Abbbba….ouch.
  • Ancooshu – faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahq
  • Shank – Mind fucked
  • Abhi – There’s be a lot of tomato sauce flying around.
  • Alok – Yep…My first thought was to kill you for making me grimace
MY TRIP TO DELHI!
I went to delhi recently, with dearest Joy by my side. We had the best beer (other than Goa’s kings)at Rockman’s, but unfortunately we had Dhruv and Vishalgaru for company.
They usually act like hard assed professionals, but once they get drunk, they get so whacky and funnieee you won’t remember that one of them was ranked 150 out of two lakh people in eamcet and the other was from IIM-A.  “ooOOOoo IIM so sexy.”
PICKS from delhi!
And obviously,
some insane beeeeer and foooood!
PLS!
SOME STARWABERRY PLS!
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I’M SO SARI ABOUT THIS!
I had this crazy idea to help people who keep fumbling / complaining about the complexities of draping a sari around themselves. One friend (a female), wasn’t sure about wearing a sari to a function because she was scared that, in case it became loose, she wouldn’t know how to fix it. So i thought of idea!
TADAA
…actually if you think about it, this really wouldn’t work.
Unless she got HOOKED ONTO IT
:D bahahahaaah
okay sorry
HOOKAH / SHISHA / WATER PIPE :
My latest hookah! I got it from dear friend Dhruvie who, without ANY clue about hookahs, managed to pick the best one i’ve acquired so far. And its a dual pipe shisha!
This makes it a total of 3 hookahs with me
:D
Until later!
P.s. Give me anything to write about. Anything non-serious :D
14
Jun
11

‘You get off when i tell you to get off’ – Dhruv

and No, the situation wasn’t me and dhruv on a bus. It was just a whatsapp msg from him, Mr.Delhiite. Also, nothing happened, so calm down :D

.

We’ve always shared this love-hat…actually it was more like a love-love relationship, with dhruv constantly striving towards coming out of the closet.

Speaking of CLOSETS/CUPBOARDS :

Here’s a topic i wanted to talk about.

The cupboard where clothes are stored. (amongst other incriminating stuff).

Me and a friend were chit-chotting about the amount of clothes we own. So i sent a general pic of mine to her. She replied with “give me your cupboard space. All that empty space. Give meeee now! NOWWW!”

….or something along those lines :P

I was puzzled obviously, because i always thought i had a fairly decent amount of clothes and needed to get rid of some. And then i got her pic, which made my day. Lets call her ANONY3

I’d then asked a couple of people to take a photo of their cupboard the way it was and send it to me, so that i could put them up for everyone to see. But as i promised, the people will remain ANONYMOUS :]  I dont think i need to tell whether it’s a guys or a girls, right?

Still, not many sent. bleddy. I would heartily like to thenk those who sent from the bottom of my hort.

MINE :

I was seriously trying to get rid of clothes, until i saw her cupboard. And now i lol everytime i see mine :D

Also, those white polka dotted shorts aren’t mine. Someone set me up.

ANONY1 :

 

Hey look at that, a tie. No wait…3 ties. And shirts on hangers like they’ve been recently used and going to be reused. Notty fellow. Also, for you ladies out there,

*he likes soft romantic music (just scroll through his ipod),

*neatness of beard =/= tidyness of cupboard,

*he’ll play football with you and will allow your leg to be broken by him, and then yell “WHY PLAYING SO PANSY?!”

Hit me up for more details

ANONY2 :

Aaaaaallright i’ll give you this one. He just came back from out-of-country, so he not be carrying anything. The plane in the picture signifies that his flight is soon.

ANONY3: :D

okay OKAY this is interesting. As you can see, i’ve poasted the pic received, of the clothes, which shows 2 rows of three columns in each row

BUT, after a lengthier conversation, i’ve found out that, there are more clothes; beHIND these!

Another six columns to be added! :D

Bad 3D Drawing inserted for visual explanation :

Apparently she has over 6500 clothes!

That was obviously fake, but its fun to guess!

ANONY4:

This one confused me quite a bit. I wondered where the clothes went. And more like, how the cupboard opened :S

ANONY5:

Also another cheater. Just came from out of town for a while though.

ANONY6

Hmm it seems to be quite lacking. Where are all the clothes? These definitely cant be all of them! :D

WHO LOVES CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!?

On the occasion of World Chocolate Mousse day, i would like to present a few images of some of the same. Who likes them more than brownies? HUH? WHO RE THAT FELLOW IS.

Mmmmmmm

Great.

So we have to sit here and look at these pics, while having the wonderful ability of not-being-able-to-acquire-them-ness? How shitty this world is.

Oh look a chocolate mouse :p

no wait..mice.

AIR TRAVEL !

I recently was booking a flight on spicejet. (Actually, after reading the following, i didn’t) :p

Go to their online website and you’ll get a dose of “WHAAAT?” (click to open in new window).

Atleast they’re being brutally honest :D

White ninja!

I havn’t seen such retarded faces in a long time such as in the picture below.

But the heroin reference was awesomely shitty.

Wogay see you guys for now. PMS me (personal message me) for topics for me to write about!

Until later, LOU!

:D




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