A little kick here, aaaand a little blood there

Hi fellows!

I started off my week with the question/thought/statement

“Imagine placing a large rusted nail between your toe and toenail, and then kicking the wall as hard as you can! Any thoughts?”

Thaaaat was a statement i sms’d, emailed and asked people randomly! I got a smattering of replies, none too excited, though. And no, i didn’t get it from any gore movie.

I always keep whacking my toe against the leg of some table or the sharp edge of the wall. What happens is that, something hits the split between my toe and the…small toe beside it? Yep that’s the one! and then it hurts.

Okay its not as bad as this guy got it.

This is a spider bite, by the Brown Recluse spider. aaaaargh!

Hate spiders.

ANYWAY,

Remember when some of you said that you don’t want to even imagine it?

WELL, here’s a visual demonstration / Guide to displacing your Toenail!

Reactions to Guide:

• Raisa – Fuuuuukkewwww you’re such a deviant, Rohit. Ew Ew
• Zaira – :/ Why would you do that?
• Sahitya – Ouch *^#^**$?$%&
• Veda – I want to go throw up. Thanks!
• Kenny – Fuck Roba. That is disturbing on too many levels :/
• Indu – Ouch for the poor aiyo who tried it and describes it in such detail
• Nihar – Damn nice. Thats probably how Samara Morgan removes her nails when she’s not climbing up that well.
• Aishu – Dont even want to imagine
• Vishal reddy – Imagine a cat trying 2 comb ur hair wid a fish bone and one of its whiskers fall int2 ur eyes…Any thoughts on dat
• Dtey - I’ll take it over this. (Poor dtey just had an operation)
• Radhika – Hahahahaha…Such a bloody gross sight that’ll be..
• Sumanth – Spine shivering thought
• Nishu - I might be wrong, but I think that’s what they did to Jesus. He kicked pretty hard.
• Varsha – Ouch
• Ettihasi – Only you have the time to invest in such thoughts!
• Spoorthi – Ouchhhhh!!! Screammmm *dies*. Sadistic idiot u r..Ul go to hell for this. Sorry u r atheist heaven n hell dsnt exist for u. But it does for me. So u r going to hell
• Megha – i cannot think of anything smart…first reaction *shivers* OUCH!
• Arfandu – You
• Manusha - Ouch. And why do you imagine such things? And now its just stuck in my head   -.-   now YOU imagine being injected with HCL! Muhahahahaahaha
• Srinath – It reminds me of korn’s video..m sure you watched it.
• Shruti – No.
• Viggy -  I would never ever want to inflict pain upon myself or anyone for that matter. Jesus Christ would not approve of it! (wtf…he’s temil brahmin)
• Isha – Ouch.
• Nivesh - how about i just squish ur nuts instead???
• Jango – Rohit bandaru you’re a gandu.
• Ibbu – It will something like what adnaan did at football night in the function hall with some blood and a missing nail.
• Joylu – Rey too much hookah you had today?
• Naren – A lot of pain, i guess.
• Paadi – Abbbba….ouch.
• Ancooshu – faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahq
• Shank – Mind fucked
• Abhi – There’s be a lot of tomato sauce flying around.
• Alok – Yep…My first thought was to kill you for making me grimace

MY TRIP TO DELHI!

I went to delhi recently, with dearest Joy by my side. We had the best beer (other than Goa’s kings)at Rockman’s, but unfortunately we had Dhruv and Vishalgaru for company.

They usually act like hard assed professionals, but once they get drunk, they get so whacky and funnieee you won’t remember that one of them was ranked 150 out of two lakh people in eamcet and the other was from IIM-A.  ”ooOOOoo IIM so sexy.”

PICKS from delhi!

And obviously,

some insane beeeeer and foooood!

PLS!

SOME STARWABERRY PLS!

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I’M SO SARI ABOUT THIS!

I had this crazy idea to help people who keep fumbling / complaining about the complexities of draping a sari around themselves. One friend (a female), wasn’t sure about wearing a sari to a function because she was scared that, in case it became loose, she wouldn’t know how to fix it. So i thought of idea!

TADAA

…actually if you think about it, this really wouldn’t work.

Unless she got HOOKED ONTO IT

bahahahaaah

okay sorry

HOOKAH / SHISHA / WATER PIPE :

My latest hookah! I got it from dear friend Dhruvie who, without ANY clue about hookahs, managed to pick the best one i’ve acquired so far. And its a dual pipe shisha!

This makes it a total of 3 hookahs with me

Until later!

P.s. Give me anything to write about. Anything non-serious

‘You get off when i tell you to get off’ – Dhruv

and No, the situation wasn’t me and dhruv on a bus. It was just a whatsapp msg from him, Mr.Delhiite. Also, nothing happened, so calm down

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We’ve always shared this love-hat…actually it was more like a love-love relationship, with dhruv constantly striving towards coming out of the closet.

Speaking of CLOSETS/CUPBOARDS :

Here’s a topic i wanted to talk about.

The cupboard where clothes are stored. (amongst other incriminating stuff).

Me and a friend were chit-chotting about the amount of clothes we own. So i sent a general pic of mine to her. She replied with “give me your cupboard space. All that empty space. Give meeee now! NOWWW!”

….or something along those lines

I was puzzled obviously, because i always thought i had a fairly decent amount of clothes and needed to get rid of some. And then i got her pic, which made my day. Lets call her ANONY3

I’d then asked a couple of people to take a photo of their cupboard the way it was and send it to me, so that i could put them up for everyone to see. But as i promised, the people will remain ANONYMOUS :]  I dont think i need to tell whether it’s a guys or a girls, right?

Still, not many sent. bleddy. I would heartily like to thenk those who sent from the bottom of my hort.

MINE :

I was seriously trying to get rid of clothes, until i saw her cupboard. And now i lol everytime i see mine

Also, those white polka dotted shorts aren’t mine. Someone set me up.

ANONY1 :

 

Hey look at that, a tie. No wait…3 ties. And shirts on hangers like they’ve been recently used and going to be reused. Notty fellow. Also, for you ladies out there,

*he likes soft romantic music (just scroll through his ipod),

*neatness of beard =/= tidyness of cupboard,

*he’ll play football with you and will allow your leg to be broken by him, and then yell “WHY PLAYING SO PANSY?!”

Hit me up for more details

ANONY2 :

Aaaaaallright i’ll give you this one. He just came back from out-of-country, so he not be carrying anything. The plane in the picture signifies that his flight is soon.

ANONY3:

okay OKAY this is interesting. As you can see, i’ve poasted the pic received, of the clothes, which shows 2 rows of three columns in each row

BUT, after a lengthier conversation, i’ve found out that, there are more clothes; beHIND these!

Another six columns to be added!

Bad 3D Drawing inserted for visual explanation :

Apparently she has over 6500 clothes!

That was obviously fake, but its fun to guess!

ANONY4:

This one confused me quite a bit. I wondered where the clothes went. And more like, how the cupboard opened :S

ANONY5:

Also another cheater. Just came from out of town for a while though.

ANONY6

Hmm it seems to be quite lacking. Where are all the clothes? These definitely cant be all of them!

WHO LOVES CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!?

On the occasion of World Chocolate Mousse day, i would like to present a few images of some of the same. Who likes them more than brownies? HUH? WHO RE THAT FELLOW IS.

Mmmmmmm

Great.

So we have to sit here and look at these pics, while having the wonderful ability of not-being-able-to-acquire-them-ness? How shitty this world is.

Oh look a chocolate mouse :p

no wait..mice.

AIR TRAVEL !

I recently was booking a flight on spicejet. (Actually, after reading the following, i didn’t) :p

Go to their online website and you’ll get a dose of “WHAAAT?” (click to open in new window).

Atleast they’re being brutally honest

White ninja!

I havn’t seen such retarded faces in a long time such as in the picture below.

But the heroin reference was awesomely shitty.

Wogay see you guys for now. PMS me (personal message me) for topics for me to write about!

Until later, LOU!