I started off my week with the question/thought/statement

“Imagine placing a large rusted nail between your toe and toenail, and then kicking the wall as hard as you can! Any thoughts?”

Thaaaat was a statement i sms’d, emailed and asked people randomly! I got a smattering of replies, none too excited, though. And no, i didn’t get it from any gore movie.

I always keep whacking my toe against the leg of some table or the sharp edge of the wall. What happens is that, something hits the split between my toe and the…small toe beside it? Yep that’s the one! and then it hurts.

Okay its not as bad as this guy got it.

This is a spider bite, by the Brown Recluse spider. aaaaargh!

Hate spiders.

ANYWAY,

Remember when some of you said that you don’t want to even imagine it?

WELL, here’s a visual demonstration / Guide to displacing your Toenail!

Reactions to Guide:

• Raisa – Fuuuuukkewwww you’re such a deviant, Rohit. Ew Ew
• Zaira – :/ Why would you do that?
• Sahitya – Ouch *^#^**$?$%&
• Veda – I want to go throw up. Thanks!
• Kenny – Fuck Roba. That is disturbing on too many levels :/
• Indu – Ouch for the poor aiyo who tried it and describes it in such detail
• Nihar – Damn nice. Thats probably how Samara Morgan removes her nails when she’s not climbing up that well.
• Aishu – Dont even want to imagine
• Vishal reddy – Imagine a cat trying 2 comb ur hair wid a fish bone and one of its whiskers fall int2 ur eyes…Any thoughts on dat
• Dtey - I’ll take it over this. (Poor dtey just had an operation)
• Radhika – Hahahahaha…Such a bloody gross sight that’ll be..
• Sumanth – Spine shivering thought
• Nishu - I might be wrong, but I think that’s what they did to Jesus. He kicked pretty hard.
• Varsha – Ouch
• Ettihasi – Only you have the time to invest in such thoughts!
• Spoorthi – Ouchhhhh!!! Screammmm *dies*. Sadistic idiot u r..Ul go to hell for this. Sorry u r atheist heaven n hell dsnt exist for u. But it does for me. So u r going to hell
• Megha – i cannot think of anything smart…first reaction *shivers* OUCH!
• Arfandu – You
• Manusha - Ouch. And why do you imagine such things? And now its just stuck in my head   -.-   now YOU imagine being injected with HCL! Muhahahahaahaha
• Srinath – It reminds me of korn’s video..m sure you watched it.
• Shruti – No.
• Viggy -  I would never ever want to inflict pain upon myself or anyone for that matter. Jesus Christ would not approve of it! (wtf…he’s temil brahmin)
• Isha – Ouch.
• Nivesh - how about i just squish ur nuts instead???
• Jango – Rohit bandaru you’re a gandu.
• Ibbu – It will something like what adnaan did at football night in the function hall with some blood and a missing nail.
• Joylu – Rey too much hookah you had today?
• Naren – A lot of pain, i guess.
• Paadi – Abbbba….ouch.
• Ancooshu – faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahq
• Shank – Mind fucked
• Abhi – There’s be a lot of tomato sauce flying around.
• Alok – Yep…My first thought was to kill you for making me grimace

And obviously,

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bahahahaaah

Until later!

P.s. Give me anything to write about. Anything non-serious

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We’ve always shared this love-hat…actually it was more like a love-love relationship, with dhruv constantly striving towards coming out of the closet.

Speaking of CLOSETS/CUPBOARDS :

Here’s a topic i wanted to talk about.

The cupboard where clothes are stored. (amongst other incriminating stuff).

Me and a friend were chit-chotting about the amount of clothes we own. So i sent a general pic of mine to her. She replied with “give me your cupboard space. All that empty space. Give meeee now! NOWWW!”

….or something along those lines

I was puzzled obviously, because i always thought i had a fairly decent amount of clothes and needed to get rid of some. And then i got her pic, which made my day. Lets call her ANONY3

I’d then asked a couple of people to take a photo of their cupboard the way it was and send it to me, so that i could put them up for everyone to see. But as i promised, the people will remain ANONYMOUS :]  I dont think i need to tell whether it’s a guys or a girls, right?

Still, not many sent. bleddy. I would heartily like to thenk those who sent from the bottom of my hort.

MINE :

I was seriously trying to get rid of clothes, until i saw her cupboard. And now i lol everytime i see mine

Also, those white polka dotted shorts aren’t mine. Someone set me up.

ANONY1 :

Hey look at that, a tie. No wait…3 ties. And shirts on hangers like they’ve been recently used and going to be reused. Notty fellow. Also, for you ladies out there,

*he likes soft romantic music (just scroll through his ipod),

*neatness of beard =/= tidyness of cupboard,

*he’ll play football with you and will allow your leg to be broken by him, and then yell “WHY PLAYING SO PANSY?!”

Hit me up for more details

ANONY2 :

Aaaaaallright i’ll give you this one. He just came back from out-of-country, so he not be carrying anything. The plane in the picture signifies that his flight is soon.

ANONY3:

okay OKAY this is interesting. As you can see, i’ve poasted the pic received, of the clothes, which shows 2 rows of three columns in each row

BUT, after a lengthier conversation, i’ve found out that, there are more clothes; beHIND these!

Another six columns to be added!

Bad 3D Drawing inserted for visual explanation :

Apparently she has over 6500 clothes!

That was obviously fake, but its fun to guess!

ANONY4:

This one confused me quite a bit. I wondered where the clothes went. And more like, how the cupboard opened :S

ANONY5:

Also another cheater. Just came from out of town for a while though.

ANONY6

Hmm it seems to be quite lacking. Where are all the clothes? These definitely cant be all of them!

WHO LOVES CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!?

On the occasion of World Chocolate Mousse day, i would like to present a few images of some of the same. Who likes them more than brownies? HUH? WHO RE THAT FELLOW IS.

Mmmmmmm

Great.

So we have to sit here and look at these pics, while having the wonderful ability of not-being-able-to-acquire-them-ness? How shitty this world is.

Oh look a chocolate mouse :p

no wait..mice.

AIR TRAVEL !

I recently was booking a flight on spicejet. (Actually, after reading the following, i didn’t) :p

Go to their online website and you’ll get a dose of “WHAAAT?” (click to open in new window).

Atleast they’re being brutally honest

White ninja!

I havn’t seen such retarded faces in a long time such as in the picture below.

But the heroin reference was awesomely shitty.

Wogay see you guys for now. PMS me (personal message me) for topics for me to write about!

Until later, LOU!

TELL ME WHAY! ; Ain’ nothin’ but a miiistake

Don’t we all miss them. Justin Bieber has nothing on them maaan. Backstreet Boys were the original poopies.

INCEPTION : I pose a question to you guys.

Remember the sequence of events?

• Saito dies
• Fischer gets shot by Mal.
• Cobb and ariadne go into limbo and get Fischer back.
• Fischer then opens the safe and cries, they all ride the kick back out, yada yada.
• Cobb goes and gets an old Saito out from limbo.

My question is, When they wake up on the plane, how could Saito OR Cobb know that the job was completed in order for Saito to make the phone call?

YOU =                                                                                                        ME =

Hahah in your face! Also, it’s optional for you to imagine me in this white stormtrooper suit. Whatever rocks your boat :>

In other news, life has returned back to normal, with the return of the RB. I’m not praising his amazing sense of humor, or his bodylicious body. he just bloody missed ramser yo!

I have no idea what to write about.

Turkey was very cold. So i gave up non-veg cold turkey

A picture (three pictures combined) that i took from the terrace on Sankranti! Click on it to unleash its true size!

I’m board. Will post another one soon.

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I never understood the necessity to keep buying new attire. Whats wrong with the old one? What is it with girls and shopping?

Is it some (satisfying) feeling of owning something new?

Is it the feeling of looking nice and different to others?

Or a feeling of “This is what we do! Lets go, guuurlfraiiinds! ” ?

Here’s a recent conversation with a dear friend of mine, whom i had the chance to talk to after a long period of time :

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Vydika: Shopping!

me: lol shopping. HEY GET ME THAT CHOCOLATE BOUNTY NA PLEEASE

ZE QUESTION : Why do you, as a girl, like shopping?

Why do you, as a guy, like shopping?

For those who missed the last edition, press “View previous Post” at the end of this page  :P

Or just look at the Recent Posts, to the right.

And so we get on with it.

MYST (1993)

An old puzzle game with artistic scenarios. Click, click, clickety, click your way to overcoming those hurdles.

DUKE NUKEM (1991, 1993,1996)

Duke nukem 1 :

Duke Nukem 2 :

Duke Nukem 3D :

Aah Duke nukem.

DUNGEON KEEPER (1997)

By far one of the BEST games made, imo. I still play it now. Simple, funny, fun and the best part : Evil triumphs over Good  >:D

BLOOD (1997)

Hahah. A fun game introduced to me by my dear cousin Abhi. It has a bit of blood in it, mind you. But monsters are monsters. Must do away with them all

INTERSTATE 76 (1997)

Interstate 76! Before we got our hands on this, we had played the next release, Interstate 82.

Such a fun mix of driving on the road, off the road WHILE shooting at cars and people, getting shot at, driving over landmines and what not. Every mildly violent racer kid’s dream. For the same genre but with more violence, check out Carmageddon

MDK (1997)

MDK meaning Murder Death Kill (lovingly called so by its fans), was very different from the other games. Amazing backgrounds, abstract architecture, and a unique style of gaming. I loved playing it. and still do play it

NUCLEAR STRIKE (1997)

Flyyy around in a helicopter at a fixed altitude and shoot at stuff. Combine that with various weapons and powerups. Noice fun!

OUTLAWS (1997)

Shoot the chickens! Shoot the chicken!! This game had brilliant gameplay mixed with the characters being drawn in a comic sorta way, giving it a somewhat authentic feel.

REDNECK RAMPAGE (1997)

This game was so HICK and cool like how HICK HOP is. Watch that alcohol level, baby. Gotta keep it high. or low..i dont remember lol

COMANCHE GOLD (1998)

I loved this game! Destroy those BMTs and T80s..damn i’ve going to get this game again. Memories!

JAZZ JACKRABBIT 2 (1998)

Just a time pass game :p

KKND 2 : KROSSFIRE (1998)

Who doesn’t remember this game? I’m guessing everyone. It wasn’t very famous, mainly played by KKND Extreme fans and coupla others.

FUTURE COP LAPD (1998)

Oh man, another game that was so addictive that i still play it even now. TRAAANSFORM from walker into hovercar. Do missions, play arena against the computer, kickass!

BATTLEZONE (1998)

Hovercar hovercar I’m a hovercar!

ROAD RASH 3D (1998)

lol Road Rash. Endless fun

“Dont forget the grandma…AH NICE GOOD ONE BAAP!”

*Thumps back*

GTA2 (1998)

Grab guns, drive over people, shoot them, blow up cop cars, do mob missions, eeeeEEEEEEEE. Personal favourite!

And finally,

I’d like to present a game which i think was the ONLY computer game that DT and me EVER had in common. Where we would try to beat each other in the name of fun, and not scorn Yes it was a two player game too..guess which one

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Now shut it, DT

EDIT : DT became too old to remember the name; It’s ROLLCAGE baby!

Mind you, LOT of the games discussed here have become Abandonware (they’ve been abandoned lol)

So they’re completely free to download and use at your own risk.

With this, i leave you all for now! I’ll be back soon.

OLD GAMES PART II (Part one)

There should be atleast one or two games that make you go “OOOOH I REMEMBER THAAAT!”. If not,you clearly didn’t game too much, pre-2000

MARIO (1985)

This one goes waaaay back! And the best part is that, it still is crazy fun / addictive even now.

Maid – THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUT PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!

Mario – Wat. the. fack.

BATTLE CHESS (1989)

This was one game where losing or winning didn’t matter. Just send someone to kill/be killed and watch the interesting battle animation. I remember the way the Rooks transformed from walls into creatures in order to move hahaha

COMMANDER KEEN (1990)

I/we had never really been fans of commander keen, because we’d be playing other Side-scrolling games such as Biomenace or Prince of persia 3D more. But this is a great series of games.

A-10 TANK KILLER (1991)

So old..So very old. Nishu and nihar would remember this one

We’d play this on his Pentium 386, baaaaaaaarely able to make out shapes and figures (Because we had a black and white monitor). But it still was SO much fun compared to cricket.

WOLFENSTEIN 3D (1992)

Who doesn’t remember this one?

Absolute classic

DOOM (1993)

Oh man…one of the few games that terrified me during my childhood. Bad graphics, SMOOTH animation, Brilliant storyline, and a handsome face looking back at you from the HUD. what more do you need

But this game was one of the only games that gave me nightmares of “Imagine being in that place, man”. Those hordes of enemies…gah

HERETIC (1994)

Well this was supposed to be fun to play, but it wasn’t so much. I keep confusing Heretic with Hexen weirdly.

COMMAND AND CONQUER GOLD (1995)

The very first command and conquer game! We got hooked onto C&C Red Alert before even trying out this game. Anyhoo, C&C RA was out of this world, so it didn’t matter

DESCENT (1995)

I think this was one of the first games i played in which i could actually look around the entire room, from top to bottom. Arrow keys to move, A & Z to move front and back, and Ctrl or Space to fire. Aah thats the shit.

Rise Of The Triad (1995)

We used to play this game alongside Doom and Wolf 3D (we had them all installed later). It had better graphics, and FUN weapons

Drunken missile launcher, Magic weapons, and a lot of gore

STARGUNNER (1996)

This was a neat, nice and fun game with crispy smooth graphics. It was pretty straightforward to play, as with every side scrolling game. You get pushed ahead, killing and collecting and finally meet a boss. But it had nuuuumerous weapon selections. Oh and also orbiting shields, engine upgrades, etc…I liked it

DESTRUCTION DERBY 2 (1996)

Ahahahah DD2. Only played the demo, but it was fun, though with very amateur handling. Anyway, the whole point of the game was to just bang into others and either eliminate all or try to race and win (pretty much like carmageddon, only, you DON’T feel empty if you only race and win). Truthfully, we raced only about 2/100 times. The rest of the times were just derbies!  T’was a bit hard i must say.

NECRODOME (1996)

Very few would remember this game. Fun gameplay, but choppy graphics. But it involved driving fast, killing people and killing cars! Sold!

This shall be the end of OLD GAMES PART II (Part 1)

The next part has more recent games which people played / still play, but still Pre-2000

Until then!

I realise i’m taking more and more gaps between postings, but dont you guys worry; i’m just collecting material in that meantime for a new post. And so, i thought i’d share some of the things i’ve seen recently. I havn’t been going out much due to boredom and lack of external possible enjoyment opportunities. So i’ve been browsing quite a bit. Oh and btw, i got internet at home again!  How nice.

Adnaan’s gone back to New Yorkshire place, and Ancoo’s gone to New Zoolander. Both of them confessed before they left  that they were sick of staying in old places. But unsurprisingly, both of them are back for a visit within 3 months.

Here’s garu and adnan expressing lou.

But then as usual, they both get hyper and start showing off their strength on us weaker mortals.

But one of these days, they’ll get what’s coming to them. A person who has challenged Adnan to a fitness-off will come back to Hyderabad soon and fitness-whoop his ass!

And as for garu, hmm..he’ll just get married. Then i’ve no need for revenge

YAHOO ANSWERS :

There are so many questions that are just dying to get responded to and my yahoo account has been acting just insane from quite a while. Here are a few insights into the problems i’m having. And btw, this account was made in 1999, the first internet account i ever made.

-Yahoo had somehow changed my age recently, and had showed that i was born in 1999.

-That was fine, because it only showed that i had some 4 years to go before i turned 13 and i could participate in Yahoo Answers.

-That was until i recently checked up and found a new change :

Okay NOW, yahoo is just fucking around with me for fun. What the heck??

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EVERYWHERE!

Okay i got just one reply after all the people i sent it to, but i’m not pissed. It was a rather time consuming exercise which generates no glory. But it does generate laughs.

Okay the original :

and an example :

I got a reply from Shruti, and she made two!

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hahahaah.

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RANDOM SHIT:

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Robin is just nasty. NASTY, i tell you. Although Bruce asked for it.

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GETTING STONED

I can picture SO many people doing this.

bwahaha

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MONKEY SECKS

okay i’m lying. This topic isnt about monkey secks,

But it has the next best thing! Monkey masturbation! In a very….different way. (Note : you could replace different with disturbing)

http://www.keepittrill.com/videos/2010/06/wtf-monkey-zoo-frog-oral-sexy-frog-rape-video/

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SEARCH ENGINE TERMS :

Here we go again. Here are some more of the ‘WordPress Searches’ that led people to this very blog.

GAMING

THATS all people. Until next time,

Clubs: Places like club8, hard rock aren’t clubs. So this sentence along with the previous one are in the wrong topic. Clubs like feepeey, Bottles and chimneys have…wait, i’m still not sure if those are clubs too. Lets just consider Liquids. Liquids plays house..veeery loud house and is always so full that you cant even enter, let alone dance. When the night is done, you have to wash off the sweat of 40 random strangers off your body I’ve been there only once and have not listened to the music. Just watched how…waste people can be. Then we have TenD, which is a fuuun place whenever its not swamped by googliites. But usually TenD plays very good and relate-able music. I’m not a frequenter. Everyone i know, knows about 10D more than me, so ask yourself!

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You have disgraced our family, son.

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On a new topic,

SEEN IN VIZAG

As a few of you know, i had visited vizag for some family reasons. I show you a few things i had captured…which were quite fenny.

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Okay officer, i shall not bring my Toy transformer robot into hand luggage due to its obvious dangerous and deadly natur- BAHAH im just playing along officer…oh you’re not joking….. wat.

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Something funny i found online

hahaha!

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whaat.

with louu

Kindly excuse the short post, will get back with another soonie!

Firstly we have adnan and garu verbally molesting each other EVERYDAY goddamnit. They sit at my house and come-back each other’s comebacks non stop for like 8 hours. It’s usually fun to hear the first 3 minutes. But here we have a Before and After pic!

Aww would you lookie them. Garu is saw cute as always and Adnan is just so…”yeah baby”. As always, adnan sobers down drastically after getting a haircut. See how mild he is, unlike the previous photo.

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Here i post a few of the search words that led to my blog in the past few weeks. just amazing!

I didn’t know people actually searched for such stuff! Actually i did.

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Looking at some google trends or google suggestions, we’re able to see the kind of things that are searched for. If you must know, when something is searched for constantly, it gets ‘bumped’ to the top suggestions.

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People really should get their priorities in life straight and look for the right stuff! Now let me post crap in peace.

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The randomness of it

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Some kats for youu!

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So friends, i must leave you now, for i am so material-less. PLEASE give me something to write about. I will write about whatever the first person to comment requests me to write about. But always remember.

I’ll always love you…

Salad fingers!