I asked a very close friend to give me a topic, whatever was in her mind at that exact point of time. “Rabbits!”
So i was like, “You just ruined me” and she said “I was thinking of this rabbit that comes in cereal ads”. I heard they’re tasty though.
Not the cereal! 😀 the rabbits…
But anyway, I feel rabbits are amusing creatures. I had gone to Murgi Chowk near Charminar because a friend wanted to buy an Owl for some mice reason. So i tagged along in search of a pet snake for myself. Though i was left sorely disappointed, my friend got lucky and found two or three owls for sale, one was so tiny and went for 800 bucks and one was HUGE for 3grand. He bought neither, like such a waste fellow. Bah i’m rambling sorry.
We werent allowed to take photos though 😦 . But i saw rabbits and rabbits and so many rabbits. Quite a few of them were diseased though, because of the cages in which they were kept. But i still saw so many rabbits making out and what not, even in those confined spaces!
Anyway, i’m not a fan of rabbits, and since i was tricked into showing them, i’ll show you a couple of photos of what ideally are rabbits but in a different sense 🙂
Ok this is for Harry Potter fans! I thought the books were decent, but kept getting worse as they were being published. Right from the first book. Anyway THIS was quite funny 😀
I feel the fans might actually do this stuff. (remove the ‘might’)
NICE! Such godly magic
But THIS was the best. I lol’d so bad when i read it 😀 Credit goes to NISHU! 🙂
Some guy decided to replace “wand” with “wang” in the Harry Potter Series :
<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let’s see the results…
<JonJonB> “Why aren’t you supposed to do magic?” asked Harry.
<JonJonB> “Oh, well — I was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an’ everything
<JonJonB> A magic wang… this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
<JonJonB> “Yes, yes. I thought I’d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter.” It wasn’t a question. “You have your mother’s eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work.”
<JonJonB> “Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. “
<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
<JonJonB> “Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘Alohomora!”
<JonJonB> The troll couldn’t feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry’s wang had still been in his hand when he’d jumped – it had gone straight up one of the troll’s nostrils.
<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll’s nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> “Yes,” Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding…. Any second now, he might hear his mother again… but he shouldn’t think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn’t want to… or did he?
<melusine > O__O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
<JonJonJonB> ‘Get – off – me!’ Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
hahah such pleasant thoughts
Oh and for you radcliff lovers out there,
From his play. Too Rude!