Ok, now i hav’nt read twilight. Or seen it. I saw the trailer and read about 4 pages of the first book and thats the max of my exploration of twilight. And its unbelievably horrible. I have to read the book soon to see if i missed anything funny, because the 4 pages were just hilarious!
The new girl falling in love with the hottest guy in school (Edward). No one saw that coming.
Despite the new girl’s awkwardness and plain looks, the hottest guy in school falls in love with her. The epitome of originality, am I right? *sarcasm*
The new girl is hopelessly in love with the hottest guy in school to the point where you want to slap her because she’ll do literally everything and anything the hottest guy in school will tell her to do just for him.
The vampire (who is the hottest guy in school), despite his love for the new girl, thirsts for her blood and struggles to control his bloodlust. Wow.
The vampire is a good vampire who doesn’t want to hurt humans, so he feeds off of animals instead. *cough* Louis from Interview with the Vampire *cough*
The vampire thinks he’s a monster and that the new girl should stay away from him if she values her life, but of course the new girl risks her life to be with him.
The new girl would rather die than not be with the vampire, which is the stupidest thing anyone on this Earth can ever say. Yes, I understand she’s madly and hopelessly and stupidly in love with him, but you only get one life. She isn’t even considerate of the family members she would leave behind who would mourn her death.
According to Stephen, “Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”
, to which,
“Meyer’s fans have rushed to her defence. “Steven [sic] King doesn’t know what a real book was if it hit him in the face. He’s just a bloody guy who is jealous of Edward’s good looks,” wrote poster Kiki Alice Cullen. “King is no Gabriel Garcia Marquez so I don’t understand why he gets to say who is a good writer and who is not,” agreed another, while a third, who wished she could “just hit this guy”, suggested that “we twilighters should send him tons of hate mail … just to show him how many twilight fans he just pissed off.””
and then on random websites,
CHRISTINA says :
WHY are you people even letting these “haters” get to you? They aren’t going to stop ANYONE from liking Twilight. They are miserable, old fucks who think that Stephen King actually writes good books. I mean, Carrie? Come on? Stephen King is OVERFUCKINGRATED. Stop letting them get to you. TWILIGHT FUCKING OWNS.
I dont get it…the whole franchise is so bad. The acting, the movie, the books, the storyline, everything is so sad. and yet, human infatuation rules the scene. The (mostly) female fans are just kicking ass with their brilliant logic (as seen above).
A question posed by someone :
What’s this about Edward raping Bella in the Twilight Series?
A few people on forums and stuff who have apparently read the books have referenced Edward as being a rapist for having sex with Bella while she was unconscious. What exactly happened there? know that it’s rape, but I just want to know where in the books it was and what exactly happened to lead up to it.
*ok that is an ABSOLUTE LIE! that DID NOT happen at all anywhere in the series. don’t believe everything you hear. if you read the books you would know that that’s a lie. hope this helps. – Twihard4life
*WTF? noo………they are probably haterzzz – EminemZZZ_gurl_08
*Stephanie Meyer losing her common sense, I think … hardly cute to write about Edward having sex with Bella while she’s out cold – Kathy
*He never rapes her. How stupid, Bella loves him so much and would never not want to have sex with him. They do have sex but Bella consents to it. The only thing i can think of that relates to that is that Edward thinks he is awful for agreeing to it, and refers to himself as an Incubus, which is a vampire that rapes woman in there sleep, and kills them by making them have a half vampire baby, which rips itself out of your womb.
*Technically, having sex with someone unconscious is rape. So yes, he does rape her. – Pryde
I’M SO BORED.