5 Ways to ensure the passage of boredom filled time


and since you’re reading this, i’ll throw in 5 bonus ways to pass your time

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1) Read my blog

http://www.rohitbandaru.wordpress.com . .

2) Take a bunch of monkeys and give them a slice of Riverdance. What do you get?

But really, its not hard to train them steps or get the coordination right. It’s only the smiles that are hard to teach. Smiling chimps. hard to teach. those chumps. Here there’re even laughing and grooving! These are professional tapdancing primates. .

3) Find a BFF like batman.

Find someone who could betray you, but will give off that air of innocence 🙂 Thataway, both of you can stay friends for ever! .

4) Go to http://www.omegle.com

Paste this :

ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM
The following information is given in accordance
with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C.
The person you are chatting with has an IP address
of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution
when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual
and do not give out ANY personal information.
Automated message #36827.
The person you are chatting with cannot read this.
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And THEN start chatting. And post chat results here.
For example :

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM The following information is given in accordance with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C. The person you are chatting with has an IP address of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual and do not give out ANY personal information. Automated message #36827. The person you are chatting with cannot read this.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you doing 🙂
Stranger: fine
You: good good
You: how old are you?
Stranger: dude ur prob a perv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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haha

5) Get in touch with your Starsign

6) Get into the twilight craze

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What i mean is that, you can either be a “twihater” for “twibashing” this book series which has no literary value at all/movie series which is just crap, Or a “twihard” (twilight hardcore fans) who say the stupidest and do the dumbest of things to defend twilight. You know you’re a fan of twilight when :

1) You liked the books. Any of the books.

2) You liked the movies. Any of them.

3) You liked the character of Edward.

4) You frankly think that the idea of vampires who sparkle in direct sunlight is either well conceived or sweet. Okay i’ll stop here.

7) Watch Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers has a character called Salad Fingers. He likes pain and rust. It is known for its dark and strange atmosphere in post apocalyptic scenery. And his voice is creepy. People have used his voice to prank call someone and freak that person out.

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.html

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There are just 8 episodes and all of them pretty different and addictive. Check them out!

8 ) Get in touch with reality!

Life isnt always so nice and cosy. Get cracking at things that might hurt you.

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. Hence, dont play with crackers. Might get a bit dangerous 😀 ..

Find a cop whos laughing and not helping during an injur- …fatality. But seriously, stuff happens 🙂

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9) Remember the scene from The Fellowship of the Ring

Gandalf requests the Balrog to cease his travel across the narrow bridge for fear of personal injury/death.
. . “err.. erm okay. lemme try a different approach” . 😀 10) naice!

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