Stand outside when you’re wet and you can feel the Sundry..Having said that,
Hello all! It has been a lang time since we’ve met through the blog, and ibbu has been incessantly mentioning how dead the blog is..and i dont blame him, this blog was more dead than a deceased corpse.
But now that i’m back from the foreign land, lets see what has been going on / captured our attention through the lens of a camera.
Me and adnan met up at Akhilmama’s penthouse, where we found akhil living in a nice one bedroom flat on the terrace..and he and adnan enjoyed some..’amenities’..that were present in the room. But the first thing that hit our eyes and forced them to think unpleasant thoughts were his shorts.
Check out those…shorts? Eat your heart out DT! bwaha (because dt is the biggest simpsons fan i know)
On the same chapter, dont be surprised if you find them missing akhil, even if you were wearing them 🙂
And here we have Akhil’s infamous poker/carrom table..which stopped serving carroms a long time back, due to the glass sheet he installed on it. Its very informative, supplying all the info for beginners on the rules of playing, along with providing the necessary distractions for akhil to view his opponent’s cards through his complicated system of mirrors on both walls. Nasty boy.
Adnans going away caused many a tears, because he was a sensitive, delicate and sweet boy who cared for his friends like his family. And he’d buy food if you were hungry and he wasn’t. Such dedication and perseverance was visible as i accompanied him when we went around meeting and saying goodbye to people who he might not meet for a while.
But it was funny when i went to the usa and called him exactly a week after he reached new york. His accent was changing! He was acquiring a yankee accent! This was unacceptable. So i sat him down and explained the victory of india over other countries. Now he’s nice and gavaar like meee.
Speaking of the country i visited,
We had participated in the exhibition at Las Vegas, and i witnessed the effect of fast food on people..many people in fact.
This was crazy..people in electric carts driving around at 3kmph while wheezing and panting from operating the fatmobiles. It was hilarious..They were so fat they had to drive around?
“Warning : Please refer to product name for side effects”
So i met this friend the other day. He was a pretty useless guy in his younger days which led me to think that he’d be doing something trivial and petty. But then after meeting up with him, i found out he was in the very profitable tile laying business!
Needless to say, i was floored.
will post soon!
P.S. I recommend two movies i’ve seen, one of which you’ve probably seen. The Fantastic Mr.Fox and The machinist.
Brilliant movies. especially the first one. Do watch!
-Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
-You cant unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!