I started off my week with the question/thought/statement
“Imagine placing a large rusted nail between your toe and toenail, and then kicking the wall as hard as you can! Any thoughts?”
Thaaaat was a statement i sms’d, emailed and asked people randomly! I got a smattering of replies, none too excited, though. And no, i didn’t get it from any gore movie.
I always keep whacking my toe against the leg of some table or the sharp edge of the wall. What happens is that, something hits the split between my toe and the…small toe beside it? Yep that’s the one! and then it hurts.
Okay its not as bad as this guy got it.
This is a spider bite, by the Brown Recluse spider. aaaaargh!
Remember when some of you said that you don’t want to even imagine it?
WELL, here’s a visual demonstration / Guide to displacing your Toenail!
Reactions to Guide:
- Raisa – Fuuuuukkewwww you’re such a deviant, Rohit. Ew Ew
- Zaira – Why would you do that?
- Sahitya – Ouch *^#^**$?$%&
- Veda – I want to go throw up. Thanks!
- Kenny – Fuck Roba. That is disturbing on too many levels
- Indu – Ouch for the poor aiyo who tried it and describes it in such detail 😛
- Nihar – Damn nice. Thats probably how Samara Morgan removes her nails when she’s not climbing up that well.
- Aishu – Dont even want to imagine
- Vishal reddy – Imagine a cat trying 2 comb ur hair wid a fish bone and one of its whiskers fall int2 ur eyes…Any thoughts on dat
- Dtey – I’ll take it over this. (Poor dtey just had an operation)
- Radhika – Hahahahaha…Such a bloody gross sight that’ll be..
- Sumanth – Spine shivering thought
- Nishu – I might be wrong, but I think that’s what they did to Jesus. He kicked pretty hard.
- Varsha – Ouch 😛
- Ettihasi – Only you have the time to invest in such thoughts!
- Spoorthi – Ouchhhhh!!! Screammmm *dies*. Sadistic idiot u r..Ul go to hell for this. Sorry u r atheist heaven n hell dsnt exist for u. But it does for me. So u r going to hell
- Megha – i cannot think of anything smart…first reaction *shivers* OUCH!
- Arfandu – You
- Manusha – Ouch. And why do you imagine such things? And now its just stuck in my head -.- now YOU imagine being injected with HCL! Muhahahahaahaha
- Srinath – It reminds me of korn’s video..m sure you watched it.
- Shruti – No.
- Viggy – I would never ever want to inflict pain upon myself or anyone for that matter. Jesus Christ would not approve of it! (wtf…he’s temil brahmin)
- Isha – Ouch.
- Nivesh – how about i just squish ur nuts instead???
- Jango – Rohit bandaru you’re a gandu.
- Ibbu – It will something like what adnaan did at football night in the function hall with some blood and a missing nail.
- Joylu – Rey too much hookah you had today?
- Naren – A lot of pain, i guess.
- Paadi – Abbbba….ouch.
- Ancooshu – faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahq
- Shank – Mind fucked
- Abhi – There’s be a lot of tomato sauce flying around.
- Alok – Yep…My first thought was to kill you for making me grimace